Through this, I learned a lot about the characters and plot. You could make a porno out of it.
Okay, yes. Someone did, but it is from Mario and Luigi's perspective. I want to write one from Peach's perspective. I'll have to do some research on the storyline and characters because it's been awhile since I heard a man drone on about Mario while I amused myself with his cock.
This is the premise I had in mind. Princess Pauline (Peach's original name) is called Peach endearingly by her father. One day she is kidnapped by Donkey Kong who takes her to the top of his mountain. The king hires an out of work carpenter to rescue her. He does and as a reward wants her hand in marriage. Pauline objects but she is forced into betrothal to Mario who is now the village plumber (which is a big job in the Mushroom Kingdom!). That summer she walks down the aisle but escapes the festivities and runs away. Mario chases after her trying to find her. During her journey, she meets Bowser and falls deeply in love with him. She hides away in different retreats the royal family has throughout the kingdom. Every time Mario gets to one castle that she is in, they escape out the back door.
Lots of sex and more sex in there somewhere.
