UPDATE (5:35 pm): The Huffington Post reported that the snow penis was demolished just two hours after it posted the original story. “It’s just a big pair of balls now,” Raylene Worthington, the mother of the 16-year-old responsible for the sculpture, told HuffPo. The townsfolk in South Kingstown…
It’s just a penis and testicles, the male anatomy. There’s nothing
offensive about it. If someone can complain about that, then I want to
make a complaint that snowmen mocks obesity and snowangels infringe on
the rights of other religions.
This has got to be one of the best reviews for a dildo I have heard on YouTube. My ex who I have mentioned before is a geek. He sent me this video thinking I would like it. From what I can gather, the man talking condescends bad YouTube entries. He stumbled upon the journal of Sifian, the man who made the video showing while he speaks. He is reading to make fun of this man and his writings, yet does not the general public identify the work with the reader and not the writer?
Looks like we cannot escape the topic of anal sex once again. Although Sifian is also a geek and seems like an outsider, I think he is very brave for discussing his experiences with his sexual toys.
Sifian's blog is here but it looks like he has not updated for more than a year. The same goes for his YouTube channel. I wonder what he is up to now.
PJ and I have been so busy that we haven't had time to be romantic and intimate with each other. And by that I mean screw our brains out. However last night we decided to stop everything and just have sex. I wasn't expecting anything much, just a quickie and then we would get back to doing our own thing. I was pleasantly surprised.
When he went to put it in, he just plain teased me for a good five minutes. I'm surprised he didn't throw himself over the edge. I was ready to slap him and push it in myself. Even when he did slide in, he would only put it in an inch or two, telling me he was just too big for me. He couldn't put it in or he'd hurt me. I swear my pussy clenched to make it true.
By the time he finally started fucking me, I was ready to get my revenge. I grabbed him, pinned him down, and straddled him. I don't think I got in one thrust before a wave of near painful ecstasy hit me and I fell back over. I should never wait so long to get it on with something with a heartbeat.
The topic of anal sex is one of both comedy and discomfort.
It is humorous when asked of others but upon mention of back door entrance directed at themselves there is only tightening of the sphincter and a moment of stifled breath. This is especially true for straight males. It is perchance they may like it and their sexuality is in question?
To give but not take is unjust; if I may say biased. I suggest your scruples are in order before what you will not give up in eventually taken.
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One of past lovers was really into Mario. He knew his entire history and spent hours telling me about it when we could have been fucking. I remember one time he started in on talking about Mario and I started giving him head. He smiled at me but kept talking about Mario.
Through this, I learned a lot about the characters and plot. You could make a porno out of it.
Okay, yes. Someone did, but it is from Mario and Luigi's perspective. I want to write one from Peach's perspective. I'll have to do some research on the storyline and characters because it's been awhile since I heard a man drone on about Mario while I amused myself with his cock.
This is the premise I had in mind. Princess Pauline (Peach's original name) is called Peach endearingly by her father. One day she is kidnapped by Donkey Kong who takes her to the top of his mountain. The king hires an out of work carpenter to rescue her. He does and as a reward wants her hand in marriage. Pauline objects but she is forced into betrothal to Mario who is now the village plumber (which is a big job in the Mushroom Kingdom!). That summer she walks down the aisle but escapes the festivities and runs away. Mario chases after her trying to find her. During her journey, she meets Bowser and falls deeply in love with him. She hides away in different retreats the royal family has throughout the kingdom. Every time Mario gets to one castle that she is in, they escape out the back door.
YouTube hides many secrets among its videos. One of them is the Best
News Bloopers of 2012 Part 2. If you aren’t paying attention you can
easily miss it. The camera was going through the newsroom and went down
the line of people researching for the show. The last woman in the line
put her skirt down rapidly and begins speaking. If you pay attention,
you can see something black and phallic shaped between her legs.
Yup,
she wore a vibrator to work.
How many people would have the nerve to do that? First, the buzzing
noise would be very obvious to those around you and so would the faces
you would make. Even if you do not turn it on, you would be walking
funny around the office. Soon after you would emit a musky scent
attracting the attention of every male (and some females).
After awhile if the vibrator was big enough (the one in the video is
quite large) it would become uncomfortable or painful. It would be easy
to get to the bathroom to pull it out, but where would you put it
afterward? Would you have a quart sized resealable plastic bag or wrap
it in a paper towel? If you put it in your purse wouldn’t it be big
enough to be noticeable if someone got close to you? Unless you buried
it really good with everything else in your purse someone would see it.
I would love to go to work with a dildo or a vibrator in my vagina
for a few hours just to spite my boss. She couldn’t fuck me because I’m
doing it to myself. The only problem is I emote when pleasured. I don’t
think my secret would last longer than the pre-clock-in doughnut hour.
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