Porn of the Month

Sex blogs that want to stay classy do not have porn in them. It is time to break this pattern and being the revolutionary person I am there is no better woman for the job.

Porn of the Month will be a new segment. On the Wordpress site, it will be one of the posts. On the Blogger site, it will be a separate page since the Blogger site is more tame. Or at least that is my intent. I find it harder to post like a blog on another Wordpress page that is not the main page. If viewers on the Blogger site wish to see it, they can go to the Porn of the Month page that is displayed like a blog.

You may choose which layout you like best. I hope I have interconnected them well for easy access.



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He's Such a Tease

PJ and I have been so busy that we haven't had time to be romantic and intimate with each other. And by that I mean screw our brains out. However last night we decided to stop everything and just have sex. I wasn't expecting anything much, just a quickie and then we would get back to doing our own thing. I was pleasantly surprised.

When he went to put it in, he just plain teased me for a good five minutes. I'm surprised he didn't throw himself over the edge. I was ready to slap him and push it in myself. Even when he did slide in, he would only put it in an inch or two, telling me he was just too big for me. He couldn't put it in or he'd hurt me. I swear my pussy clenched to make it true.

By the time he finally started fucking me, I was ready to get my revenge. I grabbed him, pinned him down, and straddled him. I don't think I got in one thrust before a wave of near painful ecstasy hit me and I fell back over. I should never wait so long to get it on with something with a heartbeat.

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Anal Laughter

The topic of anal sex is one of both comedy and discomfort.





It is humorous when asked of others but upon mention of back door entrance directed at themselves there is only tightening of the sphincter and a moment of stifled breath. This is especially true for straight males. It is perchance they may like it and their sexuality is in question?

To give but not take is unjust; if I may say biased. I suggest your scruples are in order before what you will not give up in eventually taken.
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I Can Eat A Peach For Hours

One of past lovers was really into Mario. He knew his entire history and spent hours telling me about it when we could have been fucking. I remember one time he started in on talking about Mario and I started giving him head. He smiled at me but kept talking about Mario.

Through this, I learned a lot about the characters and plot. You could make a porno out of it.


Okay, yes. Someone did, but it is from Mario and Luigi's perspective. I want to write one from Peach's perspective. I'll have to do some research on the storyline and characters because it's been awhile since I heard a man drone on about Mario while I amused myself with his cock.

This is the premise I had in mind. Princess Pauline (Peach's original name) is called Peach endearingly by her father. One day she is kidnapped by Donkey Kong who takes her to the top of his mountain. The king hires an out of work carpenter to rescue her. He does and as a reward wants her hand in marriage. Pauline objects but she is forced into betrothal to Mario who is now the village plumber (which is a big job in the Mushroom Kingdom!). That summer she walks down the aisle but escapes the festivities and runs away. Mario chases after her trying to find her. During her journey, she meets Bowser and falls deeply in love with him. She hides away in different retreats the royal family has throughout the kingdom. Every time Mario gets to one castle that she is in, they escape out the back door.

Lots of sex and more sex in there somewhere.

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