Sex blogs that want to stay classy do not have porn in them. It is time to break this pattern and being the revolutionary person I am there is no better woman for the job.
Porn of the Month will be a new segment. On the Wordpress site, it will be one of the posts. On the Blogger site, it will be a separate page since the Blogger site is more tame. Or at least that is my intent. I find it harder to post like a blog on another Wordpress page that is not the main page. If viewers on the Blogger site wish to see it, they can go to the Porn of the Month page that is displayed like a blog.
You may choose which layout you like best. I hope I have interconnected them well for easy access.
UPDATE (5:35 pm): The Huffington Post reported that the snow penis was demolished just two hours after it posted the original story. “It’s just a big pair of balls now,” Raylene Worthington, the mother of the 16-year-old responsible for the sculpture, told HuffPo. The townsfolk in South Kingstown…
It’s just a penis and testicles, the male anatomy. There’s nothing
offensive about it. If someone can complain about that, then I want to
make a complaint that snowmen mocks obesity and snowangels infringe on
the rights of other religions.
YouTube hides many secrets among its videos. One of them is the Best
News Bloopers of 2012 Part 2. If you aren’t paying attention you can
easily miss it. The camera was going through the newsroom and went down
the line of people researching for the show. The last woman in the line
put her skirt down rapidly and begins speaking. If you pay attention,
you can see something black and phallic shaped between her legs.
Yup,
she wore a vibrator to work.
How many people would have the nerve to do that? First, the buzzing
noise would be very obvious to those around you and so would the faces
you would make. Even if you do not turn it on, you would be walking
funny around the office. Soon after you would emit a musky scent
attracting the attention of every male (and some females).
After awhile if the vibrator was big enough (the one in the video is
quite large) it would become uncomfortable or painful. It would be easy
to get to the bathroom to pull it out, but where would you put it
afterward? Would you have a quart sized resealable plastic bag or wrap
it in a paper towel? If you put it in your purse wouldn’t it be big
enough to be noticeable if someone got close to you? Unless you buried
it really good with everything else in your purse someone would see it.
I would love to go to work with a dildo or a vibrator in my vagina
for a few hours just to spite my boss. She couldn’t fuck me because I’m
doing it to myself. The only problem is I emote when pleasured. I don’t
think my secret would last longer than the pre-clock-in doughnut hour.
