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Friday, February 22, 2013

An Uninvited Guest

Kalib awoke in his coffin. Someone was tapping on the outside. No, they were not tapping, something was scraping against it. He would hate for the ornate markings on the lid to be damaged. He waited patiently for the noise to stop, feeling his stomach adjusting to the fact that he had not fed in years. When the noise stopped, he slowly slid the coffin lid off and sat up. He could feel his hunger now. His long legs stood proud, nearly dirtying the red lining of the coffin as he stepped out and smoothed out his coat. He hoped that it had not gone out of style in the years he had been sleeping. He was proud that he had made it onto the boat. He had given his ghoul strict instructions to get him on the Twilight Symphony on October 18, 1823 to travel from England to the Orient, so that he may sample the delights of the east. His long hair was in place, the way he had styled it when he shut himself up for a decade and a half.

There was lantern light behind him. He slowly spun around to see a young man in the corner shaking uncontrollably, staring at the creature that emerged from the box of death. Kalib smiled and approached him. Terrified, the man threw his hat at him and tried to run for the stairs. Kalib stopped him with one hand.

“This is simply perfect.” Kalib whispered. “I hunger after so many years, and a meal is brought to me by God.” The man couldn’t scream. “What is your name good sir?”

“Adam.” The man said dropping the lantern. Luckily it did not break and set the entire boat ablaze.

“Well Adam, I’ll be sure they put ‘brought by God’ on your headstone.”

“H-headstone?”

“Well yes, did you think after seeing a vampire in person you would live? But don’t worry. You won’t even know when you’re dead.” And Kalib quickly tilted his head and tore into his neck, gulping at the blood spray that echoed from the wound. Adam didn’t make a noise. His neck was numb from shock. He was losing consciousness fast. When Kalib had his fill, he dropped him and went up the stairs. Someone would find Adam in due time.

The next level of the boat was filled with sleeping quarters, and it was much nicer than the storage area down below. A whiff of perfume caught his attention. There was a young woman on board amongst the burly men he saw around him. He walked down the hall, following the lovely smooth allure. He was right at her door and he listened in. He heard her humming and brushing her hair. He knew that feeling of lust all too well, and it had been so long since he eased the tension in his loins. He opened the door to reveal a beautiful blonde haired woman in a corset and girdle. She covered herself with the large towel next to her basin and gasped. She could not scream over the sheer terror in her heart. Kalib closed the door and approached her slowly.

“You certainly are a beauty.” He smiled, removing his coat and placing it on the rack in the corner by the door. “I can smell that you are virgin also.”

“Uh!” the woman shouted. “How dare you! Get out! Get out! You can’t see me like this! My fiancĂ©e is in the military and he will strike you down where you stand if he saw you looking at me like that!”

Kalib laughed. “And where is this mysterious fiancĂ© of yours?”

She tilted her nose away from him. “He is in Asia. We are going to him for the wedding. Now get out before I summon my guards!”

Kalib took off his vest and shoes, and locked the door. “You wouldn’t dare raise an alarm.” And he smiled at her, revealing his fangs. “I’m sure you will enjoy me more than a soldier. Although he has seen death, I have not only experienced it, I’ve brought it on. Thousands of people have died by my hand.” He took her hand and kissed it. “But you will not be one of them. Though your chastity shall, and I should know the name of the woman so innocent before me.”

She was taken aback by his charms. “Elizabeth.”

He began untying the laces of her corset, kissing her neck, gliding his fangs across her shoulder. She could feel them like daggers at her throat. She was afraid, but mostly aroused by them. They awoke in her a deep feeling. Something began to itch inside her. Her corset fell off, revealing her excited breasts to her master for the evening. She covered herself. “No, if I am not a virgin when I am married, I will be shamed.”

Kalib gently pulled her arms away. “The bliss I will show you tonight will outweigh any shame you have. He cannot give you the powerful emotions I will invoke inside of you.” He stroked her thigh, almost clenching it in his mighty hand. He kissed her neck, his fangs desperately trying to dig into her skin just for a taste of the purest European blood the world could offer.

“Are you going to bite me?” she wondered.

“When the time is right. In the throes of passion it can heighten the sensation to the point of ecstasy.” He nibbled her throat, almost wanting to cause her pain. To control her in every aspect. He pushed her onto the bed and pulled off her knickers. She was fully exposed. Embarrassed, she pulled the covers over her. Kalib undid his pants and took them off slowly, revealing his member. Elizabeth did not know they could grow to be so big. He was only eight inches, but she had never seen one except on her younger brother. He was grown now. She wondered if his looked like that. His pants slid off of him, and Elizabeth was able to capture each inch as it was unveiled. It was a tapestry of veins and nerves that she could already feel working their way inside her. As he came closer to claim his prize, she studied it. It was looking at her now, never letting go of its intentions. Kalib crawled onto the bed and pulled the covers over himself. His warm member touched her thigh. She covered her eyes with the sheets, but could not stop herself from opening her legs. He caressed her thigh where his dick had plopped down not a moment before. He moved his hand up and just one finger into her wet treasure. She truly wanted him inside her. Her treasure could have been panting for him. He inched himself closer to her, cramping them together. His member laying on her. He picked it up and slid it down her to her entrance. He put his arm around her neck and began kissing her passionately. She knew he was going to start pushing it in. She did not know how to feel. She wanted it, but would he be too big and hurt her? Was that what was supposed to happen? Should she stop him or was it too late? Was he taking advantage of her, or was this what she wanted?

She felt him bite her shoulder. He was inside of her. His member felt like it had enlarged inside of her.

Kalib felt her tightness around him. It was honestly hurting him and he had never experienced a woman tight enough to cause him pain. He enjoyed the feeling. As he thrust in and out of her as slow as he could manage, she began to open up. He was able to pick up speed rapidly, her moans hushed by his hand over her mouth. He bit down on her shoulder hard enough to break skin. He had to hang on somehow. This girl was not a normal girl. She had hurt him. He could not control himself for long without bracing himself in some way. It had been so long for him, and she had never.

Elizabeth wondered why no one had come in. Did they not hear her moans despite his hand gagging her? Each thrust made her moan louder and harder. She could not catch her breath. He was inside her as far as he could go, moving slow enough yet they were such long thrusts. Her breathing was labored. What was this feeling in her lungs? She was out of breath from the excitement. Could she hold on long enough? She clutched the pillow, and tried to lessen her screams, but the pain and pleasure mix was too much. Almost too much for her to take. She felt a strange sensation in her loins. He was moving too perfectly. She could not handle it and a wave of pleasure mounted her and drove her to heaven and back. Kalib pushed his hand harder onto her mouth to silence her screams. He shushed her while she came, almost like he was telling her the feeling was normal, and that she had accomplished something great by his hand. Like she was thanking him with every tingling part of her tiny body.

Saw this lovely picture. It's absolutely perfect.
Kalib lasted as long as he could. He knew he would not get a fuck as good as this ever again. He wanted to flip her over and dominate her more, but he did not want to hurt such a darling treasure, and he would also become over excited and the orgasm would be ruined. He relaxed his legs and moved his hips until he came. He barely had the strength to pull out his member and ejaculate on her bare breasts. He collapsed on her, semen splashing on the sheets.

Elizabeth felt his member hot with her juices flop down on her chest and spurt his seed on her. It just excited her more. She could have continued, but she was sore and weak. She fainted under him.

Kalib put his clothes back on, and spent the rest of the trip watching the moon. As they pulled into the harbor, he left the dear woman behind, leaving only the memory of the great lay.

Friday, February 15, 2013

Stimulating Reading

This has got to be one of the best reviews for a dildo I have heard on YouTube. My ex who I have mentioned before is a geek. He sent me this video thinking I would like it. From what I can gather, the man talking condescends bad YouTube entries. He stumbled upon the journal of Sifian, the man who made the video showing while he speaks. He is reading to make fun of this man and his writings, yet does not the general public identify the work with the reader and not the writer?



Looks like we cannot escape the topic of anal sex once again. Although Sifian is also a geek and seems like an outsider, I think he is very brave for discussing his experiences with his sexual toys. Sifian's blog is here but it looks like he has not updated for more than a year. The same goes for his YouTube channel. I wonder what he is up to now.

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Friday, February 8, 2013

He's Such a Tease

PJ and I have been so busy that we haven't had time to be romantic and intimate with each other. And by that I mean screw our brains out. However last night we decided to stop everything and just have sex. I wasn't expecting anything much, just a quickie and then we would get back to doing our own thing. I was pleasantly surprised.

When he went to put it in, he just plain teased me for a good five minutes. I'm surprised he didn't throw himself over the edge. I was ready to slap him and push it in myself. Even when he did slide in, he would only put it in an inch or two, telling me he was just too big for me. He couldn't put it in or he'd hurt me. I swear my pussy clenched to make it true.

By the time he finally started fucking me, I was ready to get my revenge. I grabbed him, pinned him down, and straddled him. I don't think I got in one thrust before a wave of near painful ecstasy hit me and I fell back over. I should never wait so long to get it on with something with a heartbeat.

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Friday, February 1, 2013

Anal Laughter

The topic of anal sex is one of both comedy and discomfort.





It is humorous when asked of others but upon mention of back door entrance directed at themselves there is only tightening of the sphincter and a moment of stifled breath. This is especially true for straight males. It is perchance they may like it and their sexuality is in question?

To give but not take is unjust; if I may say biased. I suggest your scruples are in order before what you will not give up in eventually taken.
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Tuesday, January 29, 2013

I Can Eat A Peach For Hours

One of past lovers was really into Mario. He knew his entire history and spent hours telling me about it when we could have been fucking. I remember one time he started in on talking about Mario and I started giving him head. He smiled at me but kept talking about Mario.

Through this, I learned a lot about the characters and plot. You could make a porno out of it.
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Okay, yes. Someone did, but it is from Mario and Luigi's perspective. I want to write one from Peach's perspective. I'll have to do some research on the storyline and characters because it's been awhile since I heard a man drone on about Mario while I amused myself with his cock.

This is the premise I had in mind. Princess Pauline (Peach's original name) is called Peach endearingly by her father. One day she is kidnapped by Donkey Kong who takes her to the top of his mountain. The king hires an out of work carpenter to rescue her. He does and as a reward wants her hand in marriage. Pauline objects but she is forced into betrothal to Mario who is now the village plumber (which is a big job in the Mushroom Kingdom!). That summer she walks down the aisle but escapes the festivities and runs away. Mario chases after her trying to find her. During her journey, she meets Bowser and falls deeply in love with him. She hides away in different retreats the royal family has throughout the kingdom. Every time Mario gets to one castle that she is in, they escape out the back door.

Lots of sex and more sex in there somewhere.

Friday, January 25, 2013

50 Shades of Grey is Not a Rainbow

 Housewives with boring sexless lives love 50 Shades of Grey. It is no surprise to me that these are the same people who love the Twilight series since 50 Shades of Grey was originally fan fiction of Twilight.

Ana Steele (really?), a 22 year old Mary Sue/Bland Protagonist has lots of sex with a Christian Grey, an older entrepreneur. Sometimes it contains the generic definition of BDSM. He gives her expensive shit in exchange for control over her. He obsesses over a contract that she refuses to sign. It is not just badly written, but it does not represent any sort of healthy relationship. I don’t expect a realistic relationship from a romance novel, but something does not sit right with me in this story.

This man is rich, handsome, and powerful. He sees her once and demands control over her. She takes the bait because he is rich and gives her presents. A true BDSM relationship (or any relationship really) is based on trust, not materialism.


The fact that 50 Shades of Grey is so popular and considered risque shames America’s sexuality. BDSM covers all sorts of fetishes, sexual activities, and types of relationships. Yet anything that could be considered more than what is featured in this book is sick, perverted, disgusting, and wrong. Do we have to wait until society deems our sex life normal to talk about it?

 What’s worse is they are making a movie of this atrocity. Sheep are going to lick that up like the ending of a circle jerk.

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Hide and Peek

Courtney loved to hide in her older brother’s closet when she returned from school. She would sit there until Adam came home and he usually caught her as soon as he walked in the room. Adam complained to his mother time and time again that he was seventeen years old and needed his privacy. She told Courtney she was not to go in Adam’s room without his permission, but she proceeded to hide in his closet almost three times a week. Finally, their mother gave up. She told Adam not to let it bother him and she was only trying to play with him.


Today, Courtney was not about to obey her mother. Adam had a new girlfriend and she was coming over today. She had been over at the house before and Courtney had met her. Her name was Cynthia and she was very nice to his little sister. Most of the time she came over, the weekend was upon them and Courtney was staying over at a friend’s house. She had never been in Adam’s closet when she came over and she was ready to break that streak.

She opened the folding doors of his closet, sat on a pile of dirty laundry, and closed the door in front of her. She had a perfect view of Adam’s double bed. His bedding was a navy blue with lighter blue sheets underneath. The bed was unmade and more clothes sat on top of the bed. His mother constantly told him if he kept his room clean maybe she would stop his little sister from spying on him.

Adam and Cynthia took Courtney by surprise when the door to his room swung open and they came speeding in. Adam kissed Cynthia’s neck and shoulders as he kicked the door closed with the heel of his shoe. He proceeded to kick off his shoes and jump onto the bed. Cynthia sat down and carefully picked off her thick boots. Adam was caressing her sides, moving his hands up to her breasts and giving them a light squeeze. She let out a squeal. Courtney had never seen Adam so excited in his room. He usually came right in and opened the closet to find her huddled in front of him. He had forgotten this time in the moments of passion.

Cynthia took Adam’s pawing as a sign of eagerness and removed her tiny white shirt. Her sky blue bra bounced as the shirt released it from its grasp. Her small young breasts bounced slightly. Adam pulled her to lie down on the bed and unclasped her black gothic pants. As she watched from the slots in the door, Courtney was confused. Her brain was quickly taking in what she saw and she had no time to question it. All she could do was watch.

Cynthia’s loose black pants slid down, revealing bright red panties. They were tiny and snug around her midsection. She was a small girl under all of that clothing. Adam was on top of her, kissing her passionately from her lips down to her stomach. She giggled as he breathed heavily and snapped the elastic of her panties. She knew what that meant and she lifted her legs up in the air and slid her panties over them. Adam rubbed her ass with two fingers. He was still fully clothed, but not for long. He tore off his blue jeans and boxers in one motion then went into his nightstand drawer. That was when Courtney saw it.

She knew he had different parts than she did. She had seen them on boys her age, but those were small and meek. The one her brother wielded was big and stood straight out. She didn’t know they did that. It startled her for a moment and she almost let out a peep, but held it in at the last minute. She couldn’t blow her cover now. She hid in his closet so many times; it was time she saw something interesting.

Cynthia slid over to the edge of the bed where Adam sat, fiddling with plastic wrappers in his drawer. She grabbed his member and licked it. Adam hung on to his nightstand and shook. He let out a muffled moan and snatched something out of the drawer. It looked like a gummy piece of candy. Maybe Adam would let Courtney have one later if she asked. Then she processed that if she asked, he would know she had been in his room and decided to forget it.

Adam unwrapped the green candy and rolled it out onto his member. Courtney guessed it was not candy, but she couldn’t figure out what it was. She stayed quiet and watched the couple on the bed lay down together, Adam behind Cynthia. He kissed her cheeks and shoulders as he caressed her womanhood. She let out soft moans with a smile embroidered on her face. Adam lifted her leg. She bit her lip and looked back at him. Courtney could feel that something big was about to happen. Adam grabbed his member and put it between her legs. It disappeared inside of her.

Courtney gasped, but not loud enough for the fucking couple to pay her any attention. They were deeply into each other, hearing only their own moans. Adam began to slide himself against his sheets, moving his member in and out of her. Cynthia laid her head down on the pillow and closed her eyes. She had an expression of sleepy bliss on her face, like he was massaging her. Courtney thought it looked like it hurt, but she wouldn’t be so happy if it did.

Adam wrapped his arms around her and panted as he picked up the pace. The bed began to creak and move with them. Courtney’s head was filled with thoughts, questions, and exclamations, but she had to stay quiet for now. She wanted to see this through. She felt a little scared watching them do this, but she couldn’t turn her eyes away. She leaned in to get a closer look, and the pile of clothes she sat on became unstable. She squeaked as she fell over on her side. That got the couple’s attention.

Before she could right herself, Adam ripped open the door and grabbed her by her arm. He had put on only his jeans and was now dragging his sister out of the room. He pushed her out and slammed the door. Courtney went back to her own room, grabbed her dolls, and tried to make sense of what she had just seen.