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Friday, March 1, 2013

Porn of the Month

Sex blogs that want to stay classy do not have porn in them. It is time to break this pattern and being the revolutionary person I am there is no better woman for the job.

Porn of the Month will be a new segment. On the Wordpress site, it will be one of the posts. On the Blogger site, it will be a separate page since the Blogger site is more tame. Or at least that is my intent. I find it harder to post like a blog on another Wordpress page that is not the main page. If viewers on the Blogger site wish to see it, they can go to the Porn of the Month page that is displayed like a blog.

You may choose which layout you like best. I hope I have interconnected them well for easy access.



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Sunday, February 17, 2013

Cold, Hard, but Not Cash

Rhode Islanders repeatedly call cops over 12-foot snow penis (via Raw Story )
UPDATE (5:35 pm): The Huffington Post reported that the snow penis was demolished just two hours after it posted the original story. “It’s just a big pair of balls now,” Raylene Worthington, the mother of the 16-year-old responsible for the sculpture, told HuffPo. The townsfolk in South Kingstown… 

It’s just a penis and testicles, the male anatomy. There’s nothing offensive about it. If someone can complain about that, then I want to make a complaint that snowmen mocks obesity and snowangels infringe on the rights of other religions.

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

The Vine


130125110109-vine-twitter-app-story-topTwitter introduced an app called Vine that allows you to share video in six second increments. The internet and videos together have always been a great combination, especially when it comes to porn. For some reason it has become one of the most popular porn search engines on the web. Six seconds can be a lot of porn if it is good enough (and for some men that's all the time it takes), but I still question why it became so popular. There are tons of free porn websites out there where people can post whatever they want as long as it is legal. The only upside I can fathom is that there isn't as much spyware or ad-ware. However Vine is an app, so it's for the phone. I don't know anything about how "ware" affects a smart phone.

Apple is not happy about the increase of porn on their app. This makes me laugh since Apple has become the obnoxious rich person's brand when it comes to their phones and newer items. The reactions when a pornographic video became an "Editor's Pick" is like a page out of White Whine. To think that Twitter's dirty videos have nearly poisoned a part of Apple's prudish reputation is more than amusing. Grow some testicles Apple, or we'll show them to you.


Tuesday, January 29, 2013

I Can Eat A Peach For Hours

One of past lovers was really into Mario. He knew his entire history and spent hours telling me about it when we could have been fucking. I remember one time he started in on talking about Mario and I started giving him head. He smiled at me but kept talking about Mario.

Through this, I learned a lot about the characters and plot. You could make a porno out of it.
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Okay, yes. Someone did, but it is from Mario and Luigi's perspective. I want to write one from Peach's perspective. I'll have to do some research on the storyline and characters because it's been awhile since I heard a man drone on about Mario while I amused myself with his cock.

This is the premise I had in mind. Princess Pauline (Peach's original name) is called Peach endearingly by her father. One day she is kidnapped by Donkey Kong who takes her to the top of his mountain. The king hires an out of work carpenter to rescue her. He does and as a reward wants her hand in marriage. Pauline objects but she is forced into betrothal to Mario who is now the village plumber (which is a big job in the Mushroom Kingdom!). That summer she walks down the aisle but escapes the festivities and runs away. Mario chases after her trying to find her. During her journey, she meets Bowser and falls deeply in love with him. She hides away in different retreats the royal family has throughout the kingdom. Every time Mario gets to one castle that she is in, they escape out the back door.

Lots of sex and more sex in there somewhere.

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Hide and Peek

Courtney loved to hide in her older brother’s closet when she returned from school. She would sit there until Adam came home and he usually caught her as soon as he walked in the room. Adam complained to his mother time and time again that he was seventeen years old and needed his privacy. She told Courtney she was not to go in Adam’s room without his permission, but she proceeded to hide in his closet almost three times a week. Finally, their mother gave up. She told Adam not to let it bother him and she was only trying to play with him.


Today, Courtney was not about to obey her mother. Adam had a new girlfriend and she was coming over today. She had been over at the house before and Courtney had met her. Her name was Cynthia and she was very nice to his little sister. Most of the time she came over, the weekend was upon them and Courtney was staying over at a friend’s house. She had never been in Adam’s closet when she came over and she was ready to break that streak.

She opened the folding doors of his closet, sat on a pile of dirty laundry, and closed the door in front of her. She had a perfect view of Adam’s double bed. His bedding was a navy blue with lighter blue sheets underneath. The bed was unmade and more clothes sat on top of the bed. His mother constantly told him if he kept his room clean maybe she would stop his little sister from spying on him.

Adam and Cynthia took Courtney by surprise when the door to his room swung open and they came speeding in. Adam kissed Cynthia’s neck and shoulders as he kicked the door closed with the heel of his shoe. He proceeded to kick off his shoes and jump onto the bed. Cynthia sat down and carefully picked off her thick boots. Adam was caressing her sides, moving his hands up to her breasts and giving them a light squeeze. She let out a squeal. Courtney had never seen Adam so excited in his room. He usually came right in and opened the closet to find her huddled in front of him. He had forgotten this time in the moments of passion.

Cynthia took Adam’s pawing as a sign of eagerness and removed her tiny white shirt. Her sky blue bra bounced as the shirt released it from its grasp. Her small young breasts bounced slightly. Adam pulled her to lie down on the bed and unclasped her black gothic pants. As she watched from the slots in the door, Courtney was confused. Her brain was quickly taking in what she saw and she had no time to question it. All she could do was watch.

Cynthia’s loose black pants slid down, revealing bright red panties. They were tiny and snug around her midsection. She was a small girl under all of that clothing. Adam was on top of her, kissing her passionately from her lips down to her stomach. She giggled as he breathed heavily and snapped the elastic of her panties. She knew what that meant and she lifted her legs up in the air and slid her panties over them. Adam rubbed her ass with two fingers. He was still fully clothed, but not for long. He tore off his blue jeans and boxers in one motion then went into his nightstand drawer. That was when Courtney saw it.

She knew he had different parts than she did. She had seen them on boys her age, but those were small and meek. The one her brother wielded was big and stood straight out. She didn’t know they did that. It startled her for a moment and she almost let out a peep, but held it in at the last minute. She couldn’t blow her cover now. She hid in his closet so many times; it was time she saw something interesting.

Cynthia slid over to the edge of the bed where Adam sat, fiddling with plastic wrappers in his drawer. She grabbed his member and licked it. Adam hung on to his nightstand and shook. He let out a muffled moan and snatched something out of the drawer. It looked like a gummy piece of candy. Maybe Adam would let Courtney have one later if she asked. Then she processed that if she asked, he would know she had been in his room and decided to forget it.

Adam unwrapped the green candy and rolled it out onto his member. Courtney guessed it was not candy, but she couldn’t figure out what it was. She stayed quiet and watched the couple on the bed lay down together, Adam behind Cynthia. He kissed her cheeks and shoulders as he caressed her womanhood. She let out soft moans with a smile embroidered on her face. Adam lifted her leg. She bit her lip and looked back at him. Courtney could feel that something big was about to happen. Adam grabbed his member and put it between her legs. It disappeared inside of her.

Courtney gasped, but not loud enough for the fucking couple to pay her any attention. They were deeply into each other, hearing only their own moans. Adam began to slide himself against his sheets, moving his member in and out of her. Cynthia laid her head down on the pillow and closed her eyes. She had an expression of sleepy bliss on her face, like he was massaging her. Courtney thought it looked like it hurt, but she wouldn’t be so happy if it did.

Adam wrapped his arms around her and panted as he picked up the pace. The bed began to creak and move with them. Courtney’s head was filled with thoughts, questions, and exclamations, but she had to stay quiet for now. She wanted to see this through. She felt a little scared watching them do this, but she couldn’t turn her eyes away. She leaned in to get a closer look, and the pile of clothes she sat on became unstable. She squeaked as she fell over on her side. That got the couple’s attention.

Before she could right herself, Adam ripped open the door and grabbed her by her arm. He had put on only his jeans and was now dragging his sister out of the room. He pushed her out and slammed the door. Courtney went back to her own room, grabbed her dolls, and tried to make sense of what she had just seen.