Porn of the Month

Sex blogs that want to stay classy do not have porn in them. It is time to break this pattern and being the revolutionary person I am there is no better woman for the job.

Porn of the Month will be a new segment. On the Wordpress site, it will be one of the posts. On the Blogger site, it will be a separate page since the Blogger site is more tame. Or at least that is my intent. I find it harder to post like a blog on another Wordpress page that is not the main page. If viewers on the Blogger site wish to see it, they can go to the Porn of the Month page that is displayed like a blog.

You may choose which layout you like best. I hope I have interconnected them well for easy access.



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Stimulating Reading

This has got to be one of the best reviews for a dildo I have heard on YouTube. My ex who I have mentioned before is a geek. He sent me this video thinking I would like it. From what I can gather, the man talking condescends bad YouTube entries. He stumbled upon the journal of Sifian, the man who made the video showing while he speaks. He is reading to make fun of this man and his writings, yet does not the general public identify the work with the reader and not the writer?

Looks like we cannot escape the topic of anal sex once again. Although Sifian is also a geek and seems like an outsider, I think he is very brave for discussing his experiences with his sexual toys. Sifian's blog is here but it looks like he has not updated for more than a year. The same goes for his YouTube channel. I wonder what he is up to now.

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Anal Laughter

The topic of anal sex is one of both comedy and discomfort.





It is humorous when asked of others but upon mention of back door entrance directed at themselves there is only tightening of the sphincter and a moment of stifled breath. This is especially true for straight males. It is perchance they may like it and their sexuality is in question?

To give but not take is unjust; if I may say biased. I suggest your scruples are in order before what you will not give up in eventually taken.
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The Vine

Twitter introduced an app called Vine that allows you to share video in six second increments. The internet and videos together have always been a great combination, especially when it comes to porn. For some reason it has become one of the most popular porn search engines on the web. Six seconds can be a lot of porn if it is good enough (and for some men that's all the time it takes), but I still question why it became so popular. There are tons of free porn websites out there where people can post whatever they want as long as it is legal. The only upside I can fathom is that there isn't as much spyware or ad-ware. However Vine is an app, so it's for the phone. I don't know anything about how "ware" affects a smart phone.

Apple is not happy about the increase of porn on their app. This makes me laugh since Apple has become the obnoxious rich person's brand when it comes to their phones and newer items. The reactions when a pornographic video became an "Editor's Pick" is like a page out of White Whine. To think that Twitter's dirty videos have nearly poisoned a part of Apple's prudish reputation is more than amusing. Grow some testicles Apple, or we'll show them to you.

Caught At Work

YouTube hides many secrets among its videos. One of them is the Best News Bloopers of 2012 Part 2. If you aren’t paying attention you can easily miss it. The camera was going through the newsroom and went down the line of people researching for the show. The last woman in the line put her skirt down rapidly and begins speaking. If you pay attention, you can see something black and phallic shaped between her legs.



Yup, she wore a vibrator to work.

How many people would have the nerve to do that? First, the buzzing noise would be very obvious to those around you and so would the faces you would make. Even if you do not turn it on, you would be walking funny around the office. Soon after you would emit a musky scent attracting the attention of every male (and some females).
After awhile if the vibrator was big enough (the one in the video is quite large) it would become uncomfortable or painful. It would be easy to get to the bathroom to pull it out, but where would you put it afterward? Would you have a quart sized resealable plastic bag or wrap it in a paper towel? If you put it in your purse wouldn’t it be big enough to be noticeable if someone got close to you? Unless you buried it really good with everything else in your purse someone would see it.
I would love to go to work with a dildo or a vibrator in my vagina for a few hours just to spite my boss. She couldn’t fuck me because I’m doing it to myself. The only problem is I emote when pleasured. I don’t think my secret would last longer than the pre-clock-in doughnut hour.